The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica,
Amy might be dead
And Rory's a cyborg with a gun inside his hand.
Seems like things aren't going as planned.

That woman can't help but point out the obvious:
Oh my god, he's wearing a fez!

Everybody knows that everybody dies,
But nobody knows it like him.
I think all the lights would drain out of the skies
If he ever gave up trying.

Now this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest.
But you're gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS.
Nobody's graduating from this Academy
Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History!